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i have these male-gendered pants that i got for really cheap because they were a factory reject or something.

the reason they were sold as that, is because the pockets were small. The color was fine, there weren’t any holes, or manufacturing defects, it just had pockets like girl jeans.

So to recap, if it has small pockets, it’s ok for girls, but if they’re boy jeans, then it’s a factory flaw and not worth full-price.

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But that’s not how they were designed? Like I understand what you’re saying, but they were not manufactured they way they were intended to be, so therefore it is a flaw? If they were girls jeans and had guy pockets then I could probably get them for cheap too because it was a defect in the factory…?

i think the point OP is trying to make is that ridiculously tiny pockets shouldn’t have been designed for womens’ jeans in the first place because they’re not practical and are generally inconvenient. the fact that small pockets on guys’ jeans was defective is a reinforcement of this; guys’ jeans are designed to have large pockets, so womens’ jeans should also be designed to have large pockets.


what business do you have calling yourself queer if you’re cis and you exclusively experience hetero attraction

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i’m p sure the only difference between kate and i is that i’m only romantically attracted to guys

that’s it that’s the only thing we’re otherwise basically the same

yeah its true im 50% romantically gayer than her 


Crimson & Clover: A classic rock Harley/Ivy fanmix for Femslash February!




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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

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I had to add onto this one, because I didn’t see any that included dancestors prior. 

If you’d like to see the meme itself, it can be found HERE.

I’m so sorry to the Kurloz fans

this chat really slowed down so we're kind of starting over.


only ones taken now are mods sollux, equius and eridan. no doubles or excessively goofy modifiers. please keep the character’s gender/presentation canon (no presentation play). new users are silenced by default but we’ll unsilence you once you’ve chosen.

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